As if I needed a reason in the first place.

Last night:

Jeff: Dude, why is 'Give me more boobies!' written on the back of that note you wrote for Michelle?
Ryan: *looks at note for a moment* Oh! Thats, I wrote that down a few weeks ago because, yeah, it was on Robot Chicken, and I knew that Joah was watching it too, and I was gonna put that on her wall on Facebook. But I didn't. Because I like not getting bitchslapped.
Jeff: *stares at computer* That's about the most boring reason for writing that down. Ever.