Blow shit up.

Last night...
At J&M's:

Ryan: Would you rather never be able to use a spork or wear a fez?
Jeff: Fuck me! This is like the Alan Alda question!

At Oliver:

Ryan: I was talking to Michelle this morning and she said she would be in Overland–
Keith: When you say 'this morning', do you mean like 6am when you rolled over? [giggle]
Ryan: I was trying to spare your feelings.

Behind JRP:

Keith: [lighting a bottle rocket that was stuck in the ground] Shit! Too close to the penis!
Jeremy: [rolling away on the ground] Ahhh!
Keith: [putting his feet up to deflect the blast] Hahahaha! Awesome!