Choices.

Vacation:
North America v. South America.
Europe v. Oceania.
Western Hemisphere v. Eastern Hemisphere.
Urban v. outdoor.
Wild experiences v. sublime reflection.
Strangers v. solitary.
Water v. land.
Vancouver v. Patagonia.
Sau Paulo v. Hawai'i.
Kayak v. café.
Museum v. hike.
Sport v. camp.
Spain v. Germany.
Sweden v. Iceland.
Alps v. beach.

Life:
Teaching v. publishing.
Coaching v. editing.
Devil I know v. Devil I don't.
MA now v. MA later.
NYU v. Simon Fraser.
GRE v. no GRE.
Magazines v. yearbooks.
Writing v. photography.
Internship v. school.


This is not funny.