11 January 2006

Jason Statham is the greatest badass in the history of badassery.

I was a little disappointed with the special effects in Transporter 2 until I realized: Hey, Jason Statham is putting on some of the best fight scenes I've ever watched. What the hell do I care?

Besides, I'm all for positive representations of men with high hairlines. Although I'm sure the suit and the Audi A8 also help.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, it was an Audi W12 (fuckin' aye!) and that movie was laughable at how unbelievable it was (and I mean that in the least flattering way possible). Still, Jason Statham... badass.

- Works

Outlaw Genius said...

The car itself was an A8 with a W12 engine. And as to the laughability of the film: indeed. The special effects were just horrendous. The car, the fight scenes and the lack of love interest were all improvements on the first movie, but still, there's only so many barrel rolls a Gulfstream can do in mid-air before making a head-on collision into the water where it proceeds to *not* destruct into a million pieces.

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