In Defence of the Greatest Movie Ever.*

Cal: Shake and bake.
Ricky Boby: Did that blow your mind? BECAUSE THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Ricky Bobby: I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

PA Announcer: Girard is sitting on the pole position, which is a statement of fact and in no way a comment on his sexual orientation.

Reese Bobby: There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.

*Clearly a madman wrote this title, knowing that it would only be a couple days until Beerfest!