Just a bit ago, at Sheridan's Frozen Custard:
Tom: *to drive-through lady* No we had a old-fashioned strawberry soda and a small white and a small black custard.
Richard: Dude, it's vanilla and chocolate.
Tom: Oh don't act like you've never seen the racial profiles of the two.
Ryan: So how do you account for Asians?
Tom: Exactly!
And never will.
28 April 2005
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