Vacation.

Today, on the Hill while playing catch:

Ryan: So my friend who graduates today is moving to Amsterdam in two weeks to be with her boyfriend who works for an international consulting firm.
Jeff: *pauses in throwing motion*
Ryan: She'll be spending her winters in Spain and summers in Italy.
Jeff: You know how bad I want to leave this state? I would commit a federal crime to get sent to Terra Haute for a vacation. And just my luck, they'd send me to Leavenworth instead.